April 18th: Turtles 2 (1) - Petone Celtics 7 (2)
TURTLES IN CRISIS !!!
No redeeming features to this game apart from Simon G's
goals, particularly the second, top corner from twenty yards. In the Back Bencher
afterwards, much soul-searching over $150 worth of beer contributed by Steve L. after his
100th game for the Turtles. Drastic action called for - "bring back Spratt";
"sack the captain"; "bring back Buck"; "punch the captain";
"bring back Taylor".
Things are desperate. Borne out of duty to our proud
history, we must improve.
Dear readers, do not desert us yet. History is on our side.
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